miyart:
“ [FGO] Jack and Elizabeth
https://twitter.com/MiyaDrawsArt
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=15283026
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poke454:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial
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  • start a boy band:
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  • spot some choice booty:
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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
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  • attend a metal show:
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  • listen to some sick jams:
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  • discover zombieism:
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  • sample some tasty snacks:
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  • watch someone get burned bad:
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  • find something you really like:
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  • find something you really, really like:
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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:
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THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

urabiitii:
“girls
”

urabiitii:

girls

actay:
“「きよひー!!!」/「もよろん」の漫画 [pixiv]
”
tisfan:
“ thecheshirecass:
“ shotfromguns:
“ everydayconman:
“ hollowedskin:
“ fatsexybitch:
“ coffeeandstring:
“ verbalvomits:
“ I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
”
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
”
…..does this mean cat people...

tisfan:

thecheshirecass:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.